Pan Kisses Kafka is on vacation. To whatever readers happen to be out there, I can’t thank you enough for the 14 years (!) and counting of reading, commiserating, and basically witnessing me grow from a ridiculous young woman of 26 (!) into an even more ridiculous middle-aged woman of 40 (!). Please enjoy the archives dating back to 2003, my official website, my regularly-updating work on The Awl, Slate and Vitae—and, of course, I’d be remiss if I didn’t implore you to buy my book, Schadenfreude, A Love Story, out now from Flatiron Books. Bis bald, Freunde!