Two and a Half: MARRIED TO EVERYSING

Dear Offspring, you are two and a half years old today. Today began suspiciously similar to the day you turned one and a half, the digital commemoration of which I read this morning, whilst you once again pinned me down and drained my life force as your first act of the day (META!). Unlike last…

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Here’s the UIC Fanfiction You Have Clearly Demanded

Reader "Penthesilea*" has this to say about our previous discussion of a current job ad for a "part-time" position at the University of Illinois-Chicago that offers twenty-eight thousand dollars per annum as compensation: Typical Schulman job. Doesn’t contact the school for comment, doesn’t understand the political context, singles out an institution that’s been brutalized by…