If you think this bill is actually about “professor quality,” then I have a baby you can attempt to put to bed in a crib, too

My second column since my glorious return to Slate is about the absolute shit-show of a stupid-ass piece of legislation that would mandate a 4-4 MINIMUM for every professor at a public university in North Carolina. Here’s a taste: Whether or not the stated goal is to “close it all down,” that will definitely be […]

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Conked

   We have what I think they call a “good sleeper.” She still half-wakes to eat several times a night, but I just roll over and stick a boobie in her and she conks right back out. Parenting this babby is challenging and all consuming, but I thank all deities responsible I am not sleep […]

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