My gale-force windstorm of a daughter! You are twenty-eight months old and supremely indefatigable. You crack me up and you break me down. But, as months of Fluffy-Trouble-based survival go, the past one has brought a slight down-tick in torture, or uptick in ease, if you insist on being an optimistic fuckface about everything. YOU […]Read more "Two Years, Four Months: I LOOK LIKE DARKNESS"
Hello, friends! I’m trying a Thing. I’m going to do a bi-weekly newsletter, called Nihilism for Optimists. Please subscribe to it! It will be updated more often than this blog is, and contain multitudes, just like you. Those multitudes will include but not be limited to: adjudication of pointless debates; way-too-emotional opinions on things that […]Read more "Schu’s New Shoes News!"
A monthly update in pictures.Read more "2 years, 2 months: a partial list"
Hi everyone! I’m taking a small break from this blog while I promote my book (please buy it! <–see, like that), work on my new column for The Awl (more on that soon!), and spend time with my family (not in an “I’m a disgraced political figure” way, in the real way). Soon, I’ll be […]Read more "Hiatus? They should call it “Bye-atus.”"
Hello. It’s February 2. The world is a flaming garbage pile. It is a truly miserable time for almost everyone, and that includes those of us fortunate enough to have books coming out, that happen to be nevertheless coming out at one of the worst times for non-political books in human history. Can you imagine […]Read more "an exclusive first look, and some real talk about promoting a book during the apocalypse"