Just kidding.

Well, I finished the manuscript of my book, and I’m back at Slate, taking a break from my turn as the kinder, gentler Schuman, and back to my old tricks as, and I quote, a “media hack of the worst kind.” You heard academic Twitter, people. THE WORST KIND. #crying

Meanwhile, stay tuned for an “exciting” (boring) announcement about a new business venture in these parts.