HEY GUYS I ONLY HAVE LIKE FOUR SECONDS BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS DECIDED TO USE HER OUTSIDE VOICE FOR REASONS UNBEKNOWNST TO ME BUT KNOWNST TO HER SO I GOTTA GO BUT HERE IS MY BRAND-NEW OFFICIAL WEB PRESENCE.

It is called rebeccaschuman.com because up until about ten minutes ago, nobody owned rebeccaschuman.com. The true mark of serious and utter lack of fame or notoriety is when nobody owns a domain name of your first and last name.