WHY NO I HAVE NOT HAD THE BABY but at least I AM monumentally uncomfortable all the goddamned day long.
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WHY NO I HAVE NOT HAD THE BABY but at least I AM monumentally uncomfortable all the goddamned day long.
PAN KISSES KAFKA 
Aw…
In the “small favors” department, thank God it’s not August.
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I dunno, at least in August you can wear sandals. Changing my socks (not to mention the multiple layers needed for the cold) has become a major ordeal.
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Greetings to my favorite hippo in STL! Hang on there, R&W. I look forward to reading your birth story (in fact I already find it hard not to laugh at the thought of it).
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Hippo is an understatement, and I may keep the birth story to myself, but we’ll see. Best to all of you!
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Thanks so much for the update! Will continue sending “schnell!” vibes to SchuBaby.
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Ha I know these updates are boring. Hoping to have something marginally less boring up soon :).
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Tobasco sauce. Jump on a trampoline. Sacrifice to Ta-wa-heet.
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So, has your SO started yelling, “PUSH! PUSH!” at you, at more or less random moments? ‘Cause I’m told pregnant women think that’s just funny as hell … (But, almost seriously, best of wishes.)
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I feel like I’m a father in a 1950s movie, pacing the hospital hallway waiting for news from the delivery room.
Seriously though, keeping you, your better half and tucked in baby in my thoughts.
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What DM said.
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Welcome to Obama’s America! Now even pregnant women can’t get any relief! #THANKSOBAMA!!!
p.s. for the snark-challenged (and if you don’t get snark why in the Hell are you on this blog????), that was a dumb joke and meant to be ironic).
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lol
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It’s tough. My mom continually reminded me that I was a “10 month” baby (and I was born in August). She even went to the hospital once and got sent home again! All the neighbors were asking “Haven’t you had that baby YET?” The only consolation I can give is the knowledge that everyone who gets this far along in their pregnancy does have the baby…eventually.
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