WHY NO I HAVE NOT HAD THE BABY but at least I AM monumentally uncomfortable all the goddamned day long.

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  1. Greetings to my favorite hippo in STL! Hang on there, R&W. I look forward to reading your birth story (in fact I already find it hard not to laugh at the thought of it).

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  2. So, has your SO started yelling, “PUSH! PUSH!” at you, at more or less random moments? ‘Cause I’m told pregnant women think that’s just funny as hell … (But, almost seriously, best of wishes.)

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  3. I feel like I’m a father in a 1950s movie, pacing the hospital hallway waiting for news from the delivery room.

    Seriously though, keeping you, your better half and tucked in baby in my thoughts.

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  4. Welcome to Obama’s America! Now even pregnant women can’t get any relief! #THANKSOBAMA!!!

    p.s. for the snark-challenged (and if you don’t get snark why in the Hell are you on this blog????), that was a dumb joke and meant to be ironic).

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  5. It’s tough. My mom continually reminded me that I was a “10 month” baby (and I was born in August). She even went to the hospital once and got sent home again! All the neighbors were asking “Haven’t you had that baby YET?” The only consolation I can give is the knowledge that everyone who gets this far along in their pregnancy does have the baby…eventually.

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