…and what I hear is the question:
“Are you pregnant, or just dressed up like Lisa Loeb?”
This is a cheap, shitty, poorly-made, exploitatively constructed maternity dress from Old Navy. It sucks. All Old Navy maternity clothes are cut low enough that one or both of my monstrous mammaries could sproing out at any moment. Why? They assume just because pregnant ladies have huge cans that we want to show them off all the time? MAYBE I DON’T. “I think it looks nice,” is the other opinion around here, by the way. Perv.
PS and NO those cowboy boots did not pass the “can I walk in these without wanting to die” test; they, too, shall henceforth be retired until further notice.