Very happy to share my latest for BrowBeat (Slate‘s culture blog), on the impending Franz Kafka Videogame. What’s got zwei Daumen, speaks at this point questionable German, is currently freezing her questionably-functioning ovaries off (too soon? Is it too soon to make jokes about my own reproductive difficulties, if they cheer me up?) in St. Louis, while she waits for the power to be restored in her house, and is really looking forward to the Franz Kafka Videogame? Yes, it’s dieses ich again. It’s always dieses ich.