This is my fiery, scathing, screedy, jeremiady, cynical, angry, sarcastic, “Modest Proposal”-style retort to every asshole on the Internet who thinks it’s just fine for adjuncts–or any hardworking American– to live in extreme poverty.
I say: you want to decide college students are “customers”? Fine. Here’s why your “customers” deserve better-paid “employees.”
In conclusion, fuck Capitalism.