EINS. Compose and mail letter to The Future re: Derrida being total jagoff.
RESOLUTION THE SECOND. Finally, finally, once and for all–no procrastinating this time–finish last edits on ending to Das Schloss, where K. develops a passionate and personal relationship with Jesus Christ and they consummate this relationship on the very same pub-floor where he and Frieda met all those many months ago. Will be controversial but avant-garde book.
III. Start Blog Grudge Match with Karl Kraus–guy obviously has way too much time on his hands.
THREE TIMES ONE PLUS ONE. Stop dreaming about buying ear-flattening cosmetic procedure on credit. There's a recession on now, and if I want to stop looking like Will Smith/The Brain, I have to save up to do it.
SECHS. Invest in aeroplanes. Combines love of aeroplanes with love of investing (asbestos factory not doing so well, so need to broaden portfolio).
REZ THE SEVENTH. Tell Brod that the mustache makes him look like Kaiser Wilhlem at a Cabaret and that it is not "working" for him.
#8. Tell Felice that she would look a lot more attractive if she were a man.
IX. Give "In der Strafkolonie" new title, "Pallin' Around With Magical Looks Into The Future About Fascism–You're Welcome, Anachronistic Theorists!"
LAST. Create addendum to Letter to Future re: Foucault.