I would like to think that if logic were a required subject in high school (along with math–why the fuck not?) that so many people in America would not be having shitfits about some dude Barack Obama knows while not at all caring that John McCain HIDES ALL HIS MONEY INSIDE HIS WIFE (no, not LITERALLY, Jesus H Tap-Dancing Christ, people), and wants to stay in Iraq for 100 years. If John McCain becomes President we will all be SO FUCKED, but people are WILLING TO put him there because they’re saying "you are judged by the company you keep…if you’re black." In which case, John Hagee should be on the TV equating Catholics and Nazis and blaming gays for Katrina ALL THE FUCK DAY LONG. The causality issues in this ruckus are driving me batshit.