and nobody’s smarter than me except baby-boomers

MY FATHER: "If you and Meghan Deacon drank Zima, that must have been when you were in high school. YOU’RE FUCKING GROUNDED!"

Someone give the man a Nobel prize, stat!

Actually I was in college, but it’s fun to pretend I’m badder than I was in the imaginary past.

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