…or whenever the continents shifted and/or Jesus made the Grand Canyon with ‘is big ax and blue ox. I need the continents to shift right the fuck now and for California to be next to St Louis and for St Louis to be next to Europe. Immediately. Is this too goddamned much to ask? Come on, continents, shift. I’ll even put Mike Huckabee in the White House if it helps bring about the necessary Apocalypse.
PS Angelina Jolie just punched a shark on the television! I love television.