When Prof. Awesome isn’t busy battling mysterious oven fumes in his apartment (which, so I have heard, can be mistaken for the smell of crack!), he is a nurturer of plants. Unfortunately he couldn’t bring most of his plants with him on the move, so he left them with me, and they are not happy about it. Do not let their robustly healthy appearances fool you. They are skeptical and unhappy. Just let them tell you for themselves.