Please let it be from hookers and cocaine, please let it be from hookers and cocaine…

or lesbians.

There are very few people whose death can manufacture serious Schadenfreude in such a sensitive soul as I am, but Jerry fucking Falwell…if I say what I want to say ("Good riddance, ya fucker! Don’t let the door of the living world hit yer rusty-trombone-scarred ass on the way out, you walking blumpkin!"), I’d be as hateful as he was, so I’ll just say…

Rest in peace, ya fucker. Now who will inherit the title of World’s Most Odious Hatemongering Douchebag who Only Caused Bad in the World?