PSYCHE. The monad "Professor Awesome" contains "infinite mystery." I almost just typed "misery" but I was thinking about something else (perhaps the empty space in my abdominal cavity where the Pit of Dread once was–the actual nothing as opposed to the substantial nothing).

Many people helped/humored me through the ridiculous and somewhat trite journey of studying for my exams–my parents, my irreplaceable
friend Erin, Jason and my "House"-watching crew–but I don’t have artsy
blurry pictures of them, so fuck it. Here’s Prof. Awesome.  He’s named
that because he’s actually a very smarmy, megalomaniac, Machiavellian
political scientist and his mom has a magnificent sense of irony.