I give you: this "true story" about a guy who fucks dolphins.

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3 thoughts on “and don’t say I didn’t give you anything for Christmas

  1. and it will HAUNT YOU FOREVER. just wait till the next time you and Aud try to make out, and all you can think about is: “It’s very important to cuddle with the dolphin afterwards so they don’t think it was just a one-night thing and they know you care about them.” MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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