Oh my God.

I sublet my apartment out for the summer to facilitate my grand transEuropean adventure (see below), and apparently the place is trashed. Among other various and sundry things wrong with it, I hear the summertime occupants did not see fit to take out the kitchen garbage FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER. All I have to say about this (possibly because I am totally apoplectic, fucking understandably), is

WHO
DOES
THAT?

Seriously, who fucking does that? WHO DOES THAT? Now I don’t like taking the garbage out either, but I still DO it now and then. Fucking hell. I’m 30 years old, people, an official grown-up grown woman (even Friendster says so), I should not have to deal with this.