I was wrong…the Bible is the most powerful book I own

I just used it to kill a spider. Splat! I had to kind of whack it down on the ground and then stomp on it, but that fucking book was finally good for something.

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  1. That is actually the whole purpose of Christianity right from the beginning. It was one of those prophecy things. You see, first there was the old testament, but that wasn’t big enough to kill those really tenacious spiders, so Jesus came along in order to inspire more writing. Of course, then Paul just took it way too far.

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