If only I could have stuck around for the inevitable plummet into Scientology

My ex-boyfriend is getting recognized on the street more these days (in typical "hey, aren’t you that guy from that thing?" fashion, so I’ve heard); he also spends most of his spare time reading the Bible for intellectual reasons (sometimes aloud); now there is speculation on his IMDB fan-board about his sexuality. I didn’t think much of these factors on their own, but combined it all makes sense: smatterings of recognition by strangers + totally odd behavior + sexuality speculation = the trifecta of middling stardom. Dude, what’s that sound? It’s L. Ron Hubbard knockin’ on your door! You have achieved Omega-7 xanthor level of spiritual purity!

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