ME!
It seems that I was not the only one beyond disgusted by the "wet and sticky" Stayfree Dry Max ad campaign, because I just logged that spot again and lo and behold it has been quick-edited to "wet and uncomfortable," which is still gross but, thank goodness, no longer the grossest thing I’ve seen in recent memory. It is still gross, but it is no longer gross enough to make my friend Adam scream and kick a cement stoop in order to "pound the image out" of his brain.