…because it is how the souls of approx. 51 percent of the country look on the inside.

“Would you like me to punchicize your face for free?”

Oh, Farva. Not even you can help us now.

Audrey and her new domestic partner Frank of Moonereth have done this as well. If you enjoy fucking around with the design of your blog as much as they do and I do (they did it first but I thought it was a good idea; they probably got it from some hidden Blog Commandment I’m not cool enough to know about), then you should, too. Not that I’m telling you what to do. That’s our new theocracy’s job. (See below).