…would be if he’d peed his pants onstage and then answered a question with, “Peed my pants.” Kerry probably could have won this debate if he’d spent the whole time doing a handstand, but instead he KICKED ASS!!! We are back in this, people! The foreign-policy debate was supposed to be Bush’s slam-dunk and instead, I think he summed it up best himself when he said, “I….ah….uh….nukular.”

If I could bump chests with someone football-player style right now, I would. SUCK IT, BUSHIES! SUCK IT HARD!

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