Honestly, you guys, the RNC is a real snoozer. It probably doesn’t help that this is where my seat is:

But still, the only thing that could possibly save this lie-filled yawnfest would be if that big red thing were really a trampoline and Dennis Hastert finished every little gavel-bang with some acrobatics. You’ll have to wait an untimely two weeks for the full report in the L, and in the meantime let’s hope something intersting happens tomorrow.