Ladies and Gentlemen, the grossest way ever someone has come upon this blogaroo by way of google search. Gross! Gross!! GROSS! Carly Patterson is sixteen years old. I am fully aware that more people like child porn than anyone would ever admit, but this is a family site, people! Fuck! Gross! GROSS. Ew. I feel dirty. My site feels dirty. Carly Patterson feels dirty. Everyone feels dirty but the guy presumably whomping his weasel to 1996 images of Kerri Strug vaulting on a broken leg right his second. John Tesh, it’s you, isn’t it? (That was a very sad inside joke referring to a story I wrote once that Ted really likes still to this day. So Ted, that one’s for you.)