John Tesh, leave my blog alone

Ladies and Gentlemen, the grossest way ever someone has come upon this blogaroo by way of google search. Gross! Gross!! GROSS! Carly Patterson is sixteen years old. I am fully aware that more people like child porn than anyone would ever admit, but this is a family site, people! Fuck! Gross! GROSS. Ew. I feel dirty. My site feels dirty. Carly Patterson feels dirty. Everyone feels dirty but the guy presumably whomping his weasel to 1996 images of Kerri Strug vaulting on a broken leg right his second. John Tesh, it’s you, isn’t it? (That was a very sad inside joke referring to a story I wrote once that Ted really likes still to this day. So Ted, that one’s for you.)

Hello. I "value" your comment. (No, really, I do!) Please don't be a dick, though.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s