Will watching “High School Reunion,” for any period of time, even if I have to do it for work (especially if I have to do it for work…) create irrevirsable brain damage? I think it already has because I am pretty sure I’ve misspelled at least one word per sentence and I can’t tell, and I can barely even remember how to spell “boobs,” which there are a whole shitload of on “High School Reunion,” let me tell you.
And speaking of boobs, today at the gym I saw the most magnificent set of gross implants I’ve ever seen, and the only set I’ve ever seen naked. So this brings me to my real question. Kafka’s diaries and biographies profess a sometimes-icky closeness with his sisters (especially Ottla) and deep and abiding love for his mother, while of course never failing to mention the requisite hatred/fear/loathing/identification/Freudian Feldtag for his father…so what I’m wondering is: from only the clues given to us in his diaries and his fiction, was Kafka a boob man? Best argument for or against gets a prize.