Two years and eight months: THANK YOU

Dear Small Person: You are two years and eight months old today. It is the first anniversary of when you broke me, and the second anniversary of when the internet broke me viz you breaking me with your sleep issues. If I were a believer in patterns, I'd say that the X + 8 months…

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Rate My JIL, Sept 22

These lists are dropping, like, in the middle of the afternoon on Fridays and I don't know what to do with that shit, so I guess here's a twofer? Four new ones today: Baylor, AGAIN. Oh good, a non-tenure-track lectureship at a piece-of-shit right-wing propaganda factory masquerading as a university. Nein, Danke. What's the deal,…

Rate My JIL, Sept 15 List:

Sup! I don't have time to write an intro this week! You get this! Auburn. This is a perfectly good R1 job (though for R1s its 3-2 teaching load is "high"), and they want a "generalist" which is pretty much like saying "good luck trying to figure out what we want, fuckface," but that's fine…