This Olympiad, my benevolent overlords at Slate have been kind enough to allow me to write a few articles about… Read more Scoring My Slate Gymnastics Coverage
I’m way late on this because shit is fucking nuts in my day-to-day, but boy did I love Hillary’s DNC… Read more GIVE ME THAT PANTSUIT, MADAM PRESIDENT
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*Stretch* *Yawn* Oh, hello there, friend. It’s been awhile. For awhile there, I seriously considered putting this blog out of… Read more …back to tell you all, etc etc
My dearest big huge little one!!!! You are an enormous, loquacious, hilarious, headstrong big fat 15 months old! I can’t… Read more 15 Months: LOVE IT!!!!!!!!